Just in time for Easter, Krista George has posted to a Facebook group her âCrocheted Hey-Zeusâ up for sale.
âJust finished making him. Jesus living his best hippy life.â
The crocheted man stands about one foot tall and is outfitted with a skateboard and a cigarette.
âI even gave him little booty cheeks because why not.â

Of course, the post comes with at least one witty comment.
Jefferson wrote, âIâll trade you the body and blood of Christ. AKA I will trade you a loaf of bread⊠and some red wine.â
You can bring Christ to your Easter table for $80 on the Facebook group Okanagan Buy Sell & Trade.
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